Hollifield: Son, it's time for a long talk
Usually, I don't like to tell people how to live their lives.
View ArticleAsk Emily: Summer employment blues
Dear Emily: I got a job working at a fast food restaurant so I can earn some cash this summer before going back to college in the Fall.
View ArticleHollifield: Come fly with me
Want to ride in my flying car? No, you don't. Because any flying car I can afford will be less like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and more like, well, something that sounds awfully close to Chitty Chitty...
View ArticleHollifield: Free balloons have a price
Here's how to make people happy: Give them helium balloons with strings.
View ArticleHollifield: They won't get a penny out of ol' Jim
I have sad news for politicians who pack my mailbox with letters seeking contributions from the fellow who used to own my house.
View ArticleAsk Emily: Commute puts damper on career
Dear Emily: I love my job, but I can’t stand the commute. I feel like I spend half of my life in traffic. I asked my boss if I could work from home once in awhile, and he said no. I don’t know if I can...
View ArticleHollifield: Bike ride to nowhere interrupted
I was sweaty, out of breath and in no mood to have a long theological discussion with a rodeo clown.
View ArticleAsk Emily: Be a friend
Dear Emily: My best friend, who is 16, just got dumped by her boyfriend of six months. She is acting like it is the end of the world. It is really annoying and I know she is just doing it for...
View ArticleHolllifield: What's that rattling?
It's not often I check my e-mail and find an apology for the accidental release of a deadly reptile into a city neighborhood.
View ArticleHollifield: One little letter can make a big mess
Contrary to what some people may have read, the men who work at my newspaper do not share a collective girlfriend who enjoys four-wheeling.
View ArticleHollifield: From 2 wheels to 4 wheels in the blink of an eye
In less than two years, if the state does not wisely enact a new set of highly restrictive motor vehicle laws to prevent it, my daughter will be a licensed driver.
View ArticleAsk Emily: Lack of note could spell trouble
Dear Emily: My boyfriend “Ken” and I were driving around town the other night, when he hit a parked car. He didn’t leave a note. He didn’t even get out to see if there was any damage to the car he hit....
View ArticleHollifield: Stuff that happened in court and stuff
As a non-attorney spokesperson, I have a duty to keep my thumb on the wildly-racing pulse of the world's legal proceedings, providing readers with critical information on judicial matters that affect...
View ArticleHollifield: Pot roast and a life of unimaginable pleasure
It was the first time in my life I regretted knowing nothing about pot roast.
View ArticleHollifield: Forklift troubleshooting 101
How many journalists does it take to restart a stalled forklift?
View ArticleAsk Emily: Parents can help when there's trouble at school
Dear Emily: Some girls at my school have taken videos of me with their cell phones and put them on YouTube to make fun of me. I am overweight, and they think it is funny to record me eating lunch or...
View ArticleHollifield: See you in court, kid
In a landmark ruling, a New York Supreme Court justice said it's OK to sue a 4-year-old child.
View ArticleHollifield: Great acting career cut short
I have now portrayed one of the world’s most beloved characters, Santa Claus, the jolly old elf who breaks into homes and leaves treats for good little boys and girls, and one of the most feared,...
View ArticleHollifield: Forced beard consumption or neck tattoo removal
Would I rather have two angry acquaintances force feed me my beard or fend off my enraged significant other as she attempts to slice her tattooed name from my neck? That’s a tough one.
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